We had so much fun performing Treasure Island and we hope that our audiences had as much fun as our cast did.

YE OLDE CAST OF CHARACTERS, BY THUNDER, AND YE MAY LAY TO THAT

Billy Fishbones (an inebriated old ex-pirate)
Jim Ladd (a brisk young spark, and principal boy)
Mrs Ladd (Jim’s mum and pantomime dame)
Dr Liversausage (a seafaring quack)
Squire Polperro (oons sirrah! An archetypal product of the public school system)
The Honourable Nancy Polperro (Squire Polperro’s adorable daughter, and principal girl)
Newquay & Bodmin (the Squire’s faithful, but completely useless, lackeys)
Captain Smellit (a taciturn sea captain)
Long Joan Slither (a charming, but wholly untrustworthy, amputee, ha ha!)
Captain Haddock (a Guatemalan crimson parakeet)
Israel Feet (a pirate)
Seamus “Groundbait” O’Flaherty (an Irish buccaneer)
Blind Puke (a visually-challenged pirate)
Pink Dog (a thoroughly villainous female pirate)
George Merry (a pirate)
Don Iguana Del Anaconda Con Queso (His Most Excellency, the Spanish Ambassador to Guadeloupe)
Donna Estella Del Terremolinos y Chimichanga (a sumptuous Hispanic beauty)
Bertha Gunn (a potty old ex-pirate and tea lady)